Dressed up for a big date.

Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July now.

A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face.

She was one of a kind.

She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella.

And roller skates in bed.

He rides the Greyhound from his hometown.

When he comes around 'cause they don't let him drive now.

Mixed up as a milkshake.

But make no mistake.

They're shooting for the stars.

Chorus

You and me.

We're invincible together.

We can be oh so tragical, whatever.

Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar.

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars.

Share a toothpick, trading lipstick.

Watching traffic for days at the dinner.

Holding hands, making big plans.

Playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner.

Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm.

Repeat chorus

They're drunk on love as you can get.

Getting high on lust and cigarettes.

Living life with no regrets.

At least they're gonna try to fly.

Chorus

You and me.

We're invincible together.

We can be oh so tragical, whatever.

We're Sid and Nancy.

Fred and Ginger.

Clyde and Bonnie.

Liz and Richard.

Kurt and Courtney.

Bacall and Bogie.

Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe.

Here's Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars.

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars.